Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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