The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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