guys are not supposed to queef...right?
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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