I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
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