Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize