we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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