no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
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