we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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