I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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