I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Cover your peen. We're going out.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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