Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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