Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
