Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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