Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
