I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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