i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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