What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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