Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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