We should be called the Road Head Warriors
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I know her cup size but not her name....
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