In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Randomize
