Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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