do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
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