A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Rumble strips road head = magical
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
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