We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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