You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
what day is it and did you see me today?
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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