Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
ttyl tear gas
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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