Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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