So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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