did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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