doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
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