i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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