That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
Randomize
