i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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