who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
