maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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