Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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