Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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