The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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