You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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