Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Randomize
