Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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