The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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