16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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