So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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