what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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