Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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