and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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