But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Randomize
