Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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