ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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