It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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