Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
