Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I want her autograph on my taint
There's always time for handjobs
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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