She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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