she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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